Category: Joke Board
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day.
So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk.
Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?" asks the Officer...
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she explained.
<lol> still pretty dumb.
Bob
She wanted help with her car problems, and she got people's attention, didn't she? Pretty clever if you ask me.
not.
sticking my tongue out at Bob
sticking a stick up bob's asshole and gags him making him become my emergancy flasher...
Speaking of flashers Ms. Damia, look at this.
Click.
Oh yes, lick my stick.
Bob
Hey, now I'm jealous. I wanted to be your flasher victim.
Okay, let me get my raincoat, just a sec.
Bob
Hmm.